Dodges 

A short gyani that has a radioactive pussy due to the intense smell it produces

Dodges should clean is pussy once in a while

Dodges by The marvel god September 17, 2022

Dodges 

When a female gives a blowjob while taking a shit

The craziest thing just happened to me, your girl ever give you a dodges?

Dodges by Crucialjo September 3, 2025

-Dodges- 

This is the roleplay action that most people would use in order to counter something since they are just toxic. This is can also be used to just say fuck you to edgy level 400s roleplayers that have no lives. This legit can't be counteracted, since what are they going to do about you dodging their weak attack. Lastly, this can be used in such a way, you get, "-voided-" getting -voided- makes your dodge skills level up because your dodges are so good, that salty prick just leaves.

Level 400: I slug his jaw
Level 1: -dodges-
Level 400: -voided-
Level 1: Haha my dodges have leveled up!

-Dodges- by xXx420DoomLord420xXx June 12, 2020

*Dodges* 

The most hated action in roleplay.

Person 1: *Snaps your fucking neck*
Person 2: *Dodges*
Person 1: "FUCK YOU"

*Dodges* by PikaboyMOD July 12, 2023

dodges balkan quarter

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dodges balkan quarter by bruh momentum number69420 July 22, 2020

Apollo's Dodgeball 

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.

"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."

Apollo's Dodgeball by TheNewbornDeity April 23, 2022

blowing dodge 

To get out of a place and/or abandon the responsibility entrusted in that person, likely because of mounting pressure or said person has run out of options.

From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.

"I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities." - Michael Scott

blowing dodge by Der Kommissar February 11, 2009