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Cock Knocking Fuck 

A man who is acting like a jerk or an ass as pertaining to how he treats women.
Did you hear about him? He got caught messing around on his girl. What a cock knocking fuck.
Cock Knocking Fuck by Burned66 November 27, 2012

Cock Knocking

When one slaps the vagina/clitoris/labia with his cock before entering it.
I always let my man in after a good cock knocking
Cock Knocking by PDoodles August 30, 2018

cock-knocking-clown-fucker 

the act of being a horneyer
Oh look, theres B, what a cock-knocking-clown-fucker

Cock Knocking

The art of getting your cock and slapping it on your partners forehead before they wake up. Sometimes done before a blow job but less popular
cock knocking = Oli cock knocked Ben before a BJ, Ben was not amused
Cock Knocking by KJK72 July 4, 2008

cock knocking

Cock knocking involves two males. One male has "trained" or "stretched" his penis hole, commonly using house hold objects such as markers and progressing to larger items, etc.

The second male inserts his erect penis into the urethra of the male with the "stretched" hole and they proceed to have penis to penis sexual relations. often resulting in disturbing infections.
"Bob and ted reached a point in their relationship where they felt it necessary to start cock knocking."

"Ed f*cked James' pee hole"
cock knocking by ketchuptaco March 12, 2008

cockknocking 

to try and out groin a person and it realy pisses off our teacher in pshe
earl: ballsack
crabman" sperm bank (even lounder)
Randy: collin has a small fallis (lounder)
Earl: BALLSACK :teacher hears it and sends him ou
everbody laughs while the teacher trys and controls the class who by now are all doing it
teacher: ohhh stop cockknocking
cockknocking by manbeasthunter June 14, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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