cock jammer
cock jammer by drock August 10, 2004
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jammed cock
describes the feeling that is obtained when a male receives a blow directly onto his erect penis. though it cant be jammed like a finger, it still hurts.
man, when me and jessie were going doggy style, i popped out and got a jammed cock from hitting her leg.
jammed cock by blickensderfer November 7, 2007
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cockjammer
cockjammer by notcollin November 26, 2006
Cockjammer
A situation similiar to blueballs in which a man is on the very tip of ejaculating when his ho totally ditches him or does something to stop him from shooting his wad, jamming his cock with semen in the process. Also can make urinating quite difficult afterwards.
AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.
AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.
Dave: "Man, I was totally getting a handjob from Jenny but that bitch totally cockjammed me by saying she had work in the morning and telling me to rub one out on my own."
Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."
Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."
Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."
Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."
Cockjammer by Super Solid Snake July 16, 2009
cockrammer
cockrammer by Corey January 26, 2004
cockrammer
cockrammer is someone who has intercourse as fast as a ramdrill and gets the job done twice as fast leaving ladies wanting
cockrammer by zeak smith July 18, 2005
Cockhammer
Usually a penis that can drive into people or objects with as much force as a hammer. It can be used in multiple ways like the word fuck, and is more cool when you type it in all caps.
That guy is a real Cockhammer in bed
This lecture is such a Cockhammer
John "COCKHAMMER" Smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.
This lecture is such a Cockhammer
John "COCKHAMMER" Smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.
Cockhammer by Upthemeds October 30, 2009
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