cock in the eye

a girl who is looking for peninis is said to have cock in the eye, or alternatively, to be cockeyed.

that chick's got cock in the eye

by fkr July 30, 2003

Fly by cock in the eye

When one of those irritating guys for no reason whatsoever catches you by suprise and slaps his cock in your eye.

Im setting at the computer just typing away and I holler hey hunny bring me something to drink he goes to get my drink then brings it back sets it down and I assume he goes back to whateveer he was doing and I unknowingly let my guard down then out of nowhere Wham a Fly by cock in the eye.

by Misty & Steph Dials November 15, 2008

fly-by-cock-in-the-eye

When for no apparent reason guys surprise you by slapping you in the eye with their cock.

I'm setting at my computer and yell "honey get me something to drink" He leaves the room returns with my drink and places it on the desk.I assume he goes back to whatever it was he was doing and all of a sudden from out of nowhere Wham a "Fly-by-cock-in-the-eye.I'm left digging my contact out of my eye socket while he's running through the house giggling in utter triumph.

by Misty Griffith & Steph Dials November 15, 2008

Cock Eye

an eye thats really lazy and u cant tell who the person is looking/talking to.

Mike, who are you looking at, cock eye.

by Jmz March 24, 2003

cock eyes

another word for round eyes of white people. some of them have dotted small round eyes that they look like a butt hole or cock hole.

"stop staring at me with your cock eyes. you're not helping your cock eyes any less small and round."

by Pink Piglette October 5, 2012

cock eyes

glossy, glistening eyes that a girl, usually drunk, has while staring at a guy. These ultra glistening eyes are the type of eyes that one would like to see staring up at them while she is sucking one's dick.

Guy one: "Dude! That chick has cock eyes!"
Guy two: "What?!?"
Guy one: "Dude, look at her eyes!"
Guy two: "Wow! I want to see those things looking up at me while she sucks my dick!"

by PSU Tailgate Crew February 13, 2010

Cock Eye

Similar to the love bite, cock eye is a new way of sexually expressing yourself, via giving your partner a black eye, by hitting it with your cock.

"Bruv gave my girlfriend cock eye last night."

by Christopher Golding September 20, 2008