cock guac 

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.

Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.

cock guac by Pulkmog December 20, 2009

Guac Cock 

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky

Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!

Guac Cock by DJ CEL May 9, 2019

Guac on my Cock 

When you vomit while giving a blow job.

Last night my girlfriend hit me with some guac on my cock.

Guac on my Cock by ollux February 6, 2017

Guacing Cock 

1.When you are getting some sweet head (Similar to sloppy toppy)
2. A situation in which you are being screwed over but it is either funny or the results are still good.

1. " Bro that soro-ri-whore from the party last night was good at guacing cock"

2. Person 1: Bro jess and chelsea are both trying to get with you man.

Person 2: You gotta be guacing my cock bro they are both too fine to decide.

Guacing Cock by Ligmacorp April 14, 2021