cock gobblery
cock gobblery by Gnomercy September 25, 2006
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The Cock Gobbler
The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.
My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
The Cock Gobbler by weezarc June 1, 2010
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cock gobbler
One who is constantly and franticly putting penis in their mouth or a person who carries the demeanor of one that gobbles cock.
cock gobbler by Elfonzo January 15, 2003
Cleveland cock gobbler
One who can effortlessly open their throat and swallow down a cock while simultaneously rolling there tongue along with fluttering the throat which then produces the sound of a turkey gobbling
Cleveland cock gobbler by Jnasty praise money June 13, 2018
north American cock gobbler
A girl in a bar wearing pink jumpsuit with something written on the ass with ugg boots. Her mating call is can I have more shots or yes I will join the wet t shirt contest. Also sporting a tramp stamp and a thong.
Look at that north American cock gobbler at the bar she is trashed I can probably take home and nail her.
north American cock gobbler by angery chicken April 8, 2010
Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler
The rarest bird in the world very similar to the bald eagle and is commonly found in between a females legs.
Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler by TheAbuser January 27, 2010
Cleveland cock gobbler
The act in which one can seemingly effortlessly open their throat and swallow down a cock deepthroat while simultaneously fluttering their throat and rolling their tongue hence making a sound of a turkey gobbling.
Cleveland cock gobbler by Jnasty praise money June 12, 2018
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