cock gobbler

One who is constantly and franticly putting penis in their mouth or a person who carries the demeanor of one that gobbles cock.
Damn, she is such a cock gobbler. Frankly I can't picture her without a dick in her mouth.
by Elfonzo January 15, 2003
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Turnip Fucker

One who uses a turnip to derive sexual pleasure in one of three ways.
1. Cutting a sufficient hole into a turnip to allow simulation of a desired orafice permitting the insertion of the penis.
2. Inserting a turnip into one's anus, simulating anal sex.
3. Inserting a turnip into the vagina to simulate a desired organ, usually a penis.
Harold drunkenly explained his sordid life a social Turnip Fucker.
by Elfonzo January 15, 2003
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