cock fur

Heinously thick growth of pubic hair - resembling your grandma's wig or perhaps the mane of a musk ox (#2). May result from too many hormone-laced chicken nuggets or early-onset masturbation. Similar to a mucket, but real.

I was playing the drunk houdini on this chic at the party last night when her biff figured me out and shaved off my cock fur. Now my weenie's cold.

cock fur by wareagle420 September 18, 2009

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Cock fury

Uncontrollable madness directed towards a female resulting from a lack of sexual activity with said female; "aggression caused from blue balls"; can cause a man to begin walking on all fours and scratching, hollering, and swinging his arms around like his ancient ancestors aka the ape

I bet there was an immense amount of cock fury at that frat party: not a single chick showed up.

Cock fury by Lindylindsey April 27, 2016

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