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Cock Chase 

Lauren: We need to go on a cock chase
Me: Just cos your desperate.
Cock Chase by 221404 August 24, 2011

Cock-chase 

To childishly pursue a not-entirely unwilling potential sexual partner with one's engorged member in an inappropriate location, at an unseemly time or in inadvisable company.

The very adult equivalent of the significantly more innocent pubescent pass-time known as 'Kiss-chase'.
'What's up, A? You look a little down today.'

'Saw Gemma last night... You know how hot she is.'

'Shit, yes.'

'Exactly. So we kind of have a good thing going on... but it seems like someone up there's got it in for me. Wrong time, wrong place, too wasted, no place to go... You know the score. So last night I'm there, she's beautiful, i'm in the moment - well, I'm always in the moment - and then-'

'Say no more. Cock-chase?'

'Exactly.'

cock chafer 

When the chick you're having sex with has got stubble around her pussy because she hasn't shaved it for days. The result: abrasions to the shaft of your cock that hurt like hell.
I was rooting your mum the other night and her cock chafer made a mess of my round man.
cock chafer by Summers June 28, 2007

cock chafer 

One who chafes cock on a regular basis.
Jeeze, Marsh. You sure do chafe a lot of cock. You are the biggest cock chafer I know
cock chafer by PattersonBrown January 15, 2003

Cockchafer 

1. A large, flying beetle which looks like a giant, scarier version of a Bee. It is referred to in the U.K as a 'May Bug'.

Not many people seem to remember them as they are rare in places but in some areas it is a common activity for children to go round swatting them with tennis racquets.

They look insanely scary and there is a myth that they like to get tangled up in your hair, resulting in the possibility of having to have your hair shaved off. This is just a story though and they are completely harmless and bare no danger to humans.

They are a known pest to farming, as they leave their larvae on the ground, resulting in crops being damaged.



2. A term used to describe cheap underwear such as boxer shorts which are fitted wrong and give you chafing round your legs.
1. Cockchafer, the correct term for the flying beetle known widely as a May Bug

2. I bought some cheap underwear from the store the other day... They are real cockchafers.
Cockchafer by MJA88 February 28, 2009

cockchafer 

A small tight vagina that needs alot of lube!
"Man that girl was tight, a real cockchafer"
cockchafer by guy murray April 6, 2007