gimptard

A contraction of gimp and retard, much like fucktardword
Christ, Maurice....you are such a fucking gimptard.
by Pattersonbrown January 15, 2003
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cock chafer

One who chafes cock on a regular basis.
Jeeze, Marsh. You sure do chafe a lot of cock. You are the biggest cock chafer I know
by PattersonBrown January 15, 2003
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