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cock chaps 

Noun - Really thick pussy lips that engulf a cock, protecting it like a pair of chaps.

Noun - The condition one's cock gets after abusing themselves excessively.
You know that girl Tasha? She got drunk last night and showed me her cock chaps!

Man, since I've been bed ridden for three weeks I've gotten a raging case of cock chaps!
cock chaps by GDub20 February 11, 2005
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cockchops 

Cock, referring to the male penis. Chops referring to face. Knobface.
Oi you, cockchops, get away from my definition.
cockchops by Uberrob June 2, 2005

COCKCHOPS 

OI Cockchops (Mohan becomes attentive)
COCKCHOPS by Fauggg September 19, 2018

Cockchops 

One who has cocks for chops.
Look at those cocks on your chops, they are cockchops!

N.B Not to be confused with Cockchip
Cockchops by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Cockchops 

see also c0ckchop, c0ckleZ and cockle-doodle-don`t (The often overused Friendyism)
Hey, would you like to stroke my cockchops!
Cockchops by A.Carroll April 8, 2003

Cockchaos 

When u fail at something and ure penis tingles
Aww I just had cockchaos moment
Cockchaos by RNDY eAN May 22, 2011

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026