cockchops

Cock, referring to the male penis. Chops referring to face. Knobface.

Oi you, cockchops, get away from my definition.

by Uberrob June 2, 2005

COCKCHOPS

Mohan Leslie Cory.

OI Cockchops (Mohan becomes attentive)

by Fauggg September 19, 2018

Cockchops

One who has cocks for chops.

Look at those cocks on your chops, they are cockchops!

N.B Not to be confused with Cockchip

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Cockchops

see also c0ckchop, c0ckleZ and cockle-doodle-don`t (The often overused Friendyism)

Hey, would you like to stroke my cockchops!

by A.Carroll April 8, 2003

Cockhopper

Person that goes from one guy/girl to another in a short amount of time. Does NOT necessarily mean going out with them; Girl or Boy that is all over someone after someone after someone for attention.

That girl has been around the block in only one month, shes a cockhopper.

by aliriano23 June 25, 2010

Cockchomper

1. A cat or other household pet who sneaks under one's bedcovers during the night and nips at one's penis.

Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.

2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.

3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.

Your damn iguana's a little cockchomper.

OR What's up, cockchomper?

by Jask November 1, 2004

Cockcheese

How does one explain cockcheese? Imagine twenty men, standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a group circle. Then, all of them whip out their dicks and masturbate for three consecutive hours. The juices all land in the middle of the circle, mixing into a puddle and eventually a giant mountain of cum. After the event is over, the residue is left on the floor for a few days. And, well, you know how milk becomes like cottage cheese if you leave it out in the open for a few days? Apply the same process, and will form a similar product with the same textures and a very delicious taste. There you have it, Cockcheese.

Afterwards, Cockcheese is often scooped and placed in separate containers, ready to be sold in stores. While most enjoy this most luxurious product plain, it often comes in different variations for the more adventurous types. There is, for example, Swiss Cockcheese in which the participating males stick their dicks in the material after the cottage cheese effect, thus forming holes for a more exotic design. Or for you activist mothers out there who don't want to consume a product with the harmful effects of pesticides from participating males, we have Organic Cockcheese for an extra $1.99.

by Dorr200789 December 28, 2009