cock chafer
When the chick you're having sex with has got stubble around her pussy because she hasn't shaved it for days. The result: abrasions to the shaft of your cock that hurt like hell.
cock chafer by Summers June 28, 2007
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cock chafer by PattersonBrown January 15, 2003
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cock chaser
A female friend (or whom you thought was a friend) will ditch you for the sake of a hookup with random cock & does it very frequently especially if you are out with her leaving you stranded.
Christiana is such a cock chaser as she done it again last night when we went out clubbing & left me stranded for some guy she barely knows.
cock chaser by Stariah Stormwind August 25, 2018
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Chafe in a cock by Chafinbiz November 11, 2012
Cockchafer
1. A large, flying beetle which looks like a giant, scarier version of a Bee. It is referred to in the U.K as a 'May Bug'.
Not many people seem to remember them as they are rare in places but in some areas it is a common activity for children to go round swatting them with tennis racquets.
They look insanely scary and there is a myth that they like to get tangled up in your hair, resulting in the possibility of having to have your hair shaved off. This is just a story though and they are completely harmless and bare no danger to humans.
They are a known pest to farming, as they leave their larvae on the ground, resulting in crops being damaged.
2. A term used to describe cheap underwear such as boxer shorts which are fitted wrong and give you chafing round your legs.
Not many people seem to remember them as they are rare in places but in some areas it is a common activity for children to go round swatting them with tennis racquets.
They look insanely scary and there is a myth that they like to get tangled up in your hair, resulting in the possibility of having to have your hair shaved off. This is just a story though and they are completely harmless and bare no danger to humans.
They are a known pest to farming, as they leave their larvae on the ground, resulting in crops being damaged.
2. A term used to describe cheap underwear such as boxer shorts which are fitted wrong and give you chafing round your legs.
1. Cockchafer, the correct term for the flying beetle known widely as a May Bug
2. I bought some cheap underwear from the store the other day... They are real cockchafers.
2. I bought some cheap underwear from the store the other day... They are real cockchafers.
Cockchafer by MJA88 February 28, 2009
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cockchafer by guy murray April 6, 2007
cockchafer
1. "oi sean, me old mate, is that cockchafer in bed with you?"
2. "oi sean, me old mate are you gonna be SORE! you're in bed with thunderthighs the old cockchafer
2. "oi sean, me old mate are you gonna be SORE! you're in bed with thunderthighs the old cockchafer
cockchafer by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003
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