cock breathe
cock breathe by Mike panerello July 28, 2008
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cock breathe
cock breathe is a term used to describe someone that gives out blow jobs therefore permanently has cock breathe.
also a term used describe someone that has given you a blow job.
also a term used describe someone that has given you a blow job.
"did you know "so and so" has cock breathe?"
"hey guess what? last night i gave "so and so" cock breathe."
"hey guess what? last night i gave "so and so" cock breathe."
cock breathe by pinkydotz February 11, 2009
Cock Breath
When an individuals breath has the lingering smell of cock. Usually more pronouced after sucking the life out of a cock in the morning when the nut cheese and other smells of the cock are most pungent.
Billy: Lisa, did you talk to mom this morning at breakfast?
Lisa: Yeah, and her breath reaked of dads cock. I hate that cock breath, alot, Billy....
Billy: Thats not what I was going to ask you, but now that you mention it I did catch a wiff of dads meat bat...
Lisa: How do you know what dads junk smells like?
Billy: How do you know what it smells like?
Akward silence........
Lisa: Yeah, and her breath reaked of dads cock. I hate that cock breath, alot, Billy....
Billy: Thats not what I was going to ask you, but now that you mention it I did catch a wiff of dads meat bat...
Lisa: How do you know what dads junk smells like?
Billy: How do you know what it smells like?
Akward silence........
Cock Breath by Mr Meat Bat December 9, 2007
cock breathing dragon
When a girl sucks a guys dick violently, vigorously and gags on every stroke, because she wants to fuck the guy but the guys not interested or is too hammered to fuck and just wants to sleep but the girl won't take no for an answer.
By Ryan Hillenbrand
Willmar, mn
By Ryan Hillenbrand
Willmar, mn
Dude that troll i met at the bar lastnight, was a cock breathing dragon. She gave great head but freaked out when I wouldn't stick it in her!
cock breathing dragon by Ryan hillenbrand 91 March 6, 2017
flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd
flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd by 214B May 18, 2023
cock breath macgee
1.) the official name given to the member of your group who is being a fag.
2.) dude that is being so gay that you can actually smell cock on his breath.
CBM
2.) dude that is being so gay that you can actually smell cock on his breath.
CBM
cock breath macgee by white cash November 5, 2008
Cock Breath
When one's breath smells like cock, one is said to have "Cock Breath." One who is said to have "Cock Breath" took on the smell of cock because s/he performs fellatio.
"Cock breath" is usually used as an insult, with the inference is that one either performs fellatio often or has performed it recently, because it is "on" one's breath. For men, this can be degrading as it implies he is a homosexual or otherwise likes to suck cock. For women, this can be degrading in that it implies she sucks alot of cock and is therefore a slut.
"Cock Breath" can also be used interchangibly with "cocksucker" and "dicksucker." Many would say "Cock breath" is more original and is therefore a funnier insult.
"Cock breath" is usually used as an insult, with the inference is that one either performs fellatio often or has performed it recently, because it is "on" one's breath. For men, this can be degrading as it implies he is a homosexual or otherwise likes to suck cock. For women, this can be degrading in that it implies she sucks alot of cock and is therefore a slut.
"Cock Breath" can also be used interchangibly with "cocksucker" and "dicksucker." Many would say "Cock breath" is more original and is therefore a funnier insult.
as a characterization of one's breath: "That dude's got massive case of cock breath, probably from sucking some massive cock."
as a name: "Hey, Cock Breath, I got something in my shorts for you!"
as a name: "Hey, Cock Breath, I got something in my shorts for you!"
Cock Breath by Martin Van Nostrand September 26, 2005
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