cock apron 

Someone who is known for cleaning up cum from someone else's ejaculation with any part of their body (normally the mouth)

Jen you are such a good "cock apron."

cock apron by JaySmoove June 16, 2016

cock apron 

A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.

Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.

cock apron by Polish bike rider July 7, 2016

Aaron Cock 

A vaginal dilator.

Stephen cock is used in step one of Jenna's vaginal dilation procedure to make room for Aaron cock. Which then and only then could be used in the second step.

Aaron Cock by fusion12 January 21, 2012

Cockaroni 

A cockaroni happens if you masturbate so hard that in the orgasm moment your penis gets twisted, making the penis look like a macaroni

Person 1: dude I had the craziest cockaroni last night it was so painful, I’m in the recovery fase now,

Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!

Cockaroni by Gas king March 17, 2021

Cockaroni Pizza 

N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins

Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?

Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.

Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.

Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.

Cockaroni Pizza by Migrodamus October 16, 2009

cockaroni 

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.

"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."

cockaroni by Marty March 9, 2005

Cockatron

a massive robot desined for nothingmore than to suck all the dicks of the world.

Cockatron by The Anarchist June 11, 2003