Cock about
Steve: "I should study for my sociology final but I think I'll watch my shows instead."
Harold: "You shouldn't cock about Steve!"
Harold: "You shouldn't cock about Steve!"
Cock about by Bear Misdemeanor May 21, 2010
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About To Die Cock
A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."
"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."
About To Die Cock by Julactus May 10, 2025
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Cockamouthaphobia by Coolbobjoe March 15, 2009
cockamouth
the act of putting a cock in one's mouth
derived from an IT department somewhere in westchester, inspired by one of marilyn manson's song. Make sure you emphisize cock when you say it. The era of cockamouth has begun! don't say blowjob, thats so old school!!\
Just say, I LOVE COCKAMOUTH!!!!!\
derived from an IT department somewhere in westchester, inspired by one of marilyn manson's song. Make sure you emphisize cock when you say it. The era of cockamouth has begun! don't say blowjob, thats so old school!!\
Just say, I LOVE COCKAMOUTH!!!!!\
cockamouth by sebastian & park August 19, 2007
cockabootydoodoo
that girl did the cockabootydoodoo
cockabootydoodoo by timsterpimpster September 26, 2008
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