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Cocalico Middle School 

Cocalico Middle school is where you will find all the gay people and it is hell really people be crying and pissing their pants
Cocalico Middle School is very gay. And so is Ephrata

Cocalico High School 

Cocalico is home to the biggest community of jocks, vape lords, and Denver thugs. They like to spend their time smoking, partying, or cheating during a test. Most people end up staying in Cocalico and doing nothing with their life. It is located in Lancaster, PA.
Hello do you go to Cocalico High School? Have any beer?

The cocalico clap 

A particular form of gonorrhea, established in cocalico, PA. The term clap comes from the popping of puss pockets in sexual organs.
-Yo I think I got the cocalico clap...

-Poor guy, I told you to stay away from Irene!
The cocalico clap by cocalico hero November 30, 2006

Cocalico 

Name givin to reference the northern suburbs of Ephrata, PA. Technically this area is divided up into East and West Cocalico Townships. West Cocalico is more sparse & detached while East Cocalico Township is one of the larger townships in Pennsylvania.

Cocalico is known to be a generally boring place. It's major commercial hub Denver, Pa doesn't even posess a grocery store. The older residents of cocalico are generally intolerent people who dislike minorities and go to the local vfw 4 days a week.
"Ephrata wasn't gay enough for my family, so i decided to purchase a home in East Cocalico."
Cocalico by crackCAT$ May 31, 2009

Cocalico High School 

The coolest high school ever with the awesomest students ever. the coolest people come from cocalico high school. cocalico high school is in the northern part of lancaster, PA
Cocalico High School class of 2011 are the hottest people alive.
Cocalico High School by amishfolk October 17, 2010

Cocalico Middle School 

Cocalico Middle School is the amalgamation of cis boys, gay people, and suicidal children - a hellscape where one shall be bullied no matter who they are, and being anything but able-bodied, cis, hetero, and white will get you made fun of.
I love the teachers at Cocalico Middle School, but the kids suck ass.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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