cobcon

the most ICONIC groupchat on twitter. Corbyn said "wut is cobcon" and Jonah is nice and Daniel is a snake but we still love him. made in 6/18/18

"OMG cobcon is an iconic groupchat"

by yeetsfamm September 24, 2018

coconut corn husky

Coconut corn husky is a fighting dog breed that is specialized in fighting feral cats. The exact pedigree is the breed is unknown although the primary breeder is a man named Steve Balboni out of New York.

Tommy Tough-knuckles walked his coconut corn husky to a tournament on Miami beach.

by SHIMMY SHAM 45345 December 21, 2022

Coconut Corn Husky

The Coconut Corn Husky is an extremely aggressive breed of dog that originates from New York City. Banned in 7 1/2 states this dog is a feral cats worst nightmare.

What type of dog is that? My coconut corn husky would fuck that dog up!

by Tuench March 27, 2023

coconut sharks

All I know is that they're in the water, fren.

Coconut Sharks in the water, frens.

by TheOffPanda August 18, 2017

Coconut Doggy

A capybara
capybaras look like dogs fused with coconuts

capybara!
capybara!
coconut doggy !!!
oh my gosh!

by laylaismeanie August 19, 2021

Coconut Island

Coconut Island is an analogy to the coercion that naturally takes place when there is a power imbalance. The analogy is a rebuttal to the idea of "voluntary interactions" under the framework of anarcho-capitalism. The analogy goes as follows. You are on a plane which crash lands onto an island. You are one of the two only survivors. While you were unconscious, the other survivor gathered all of the coconuts on the island (the only source of food) into a pile, sheltered that pile with all the wreckage of the plane, and declare they own it. And they say they are willing to give you some coconuts if you throat your cock. The question then presented is, "Is that a voluntary interaction?"

Adam: We can have a voluntary system that does the same things as government without all of the coercion of government.
Vaush: How would that system not impose coercive measures on the workers of its society? Consider the Coconut Island analogy. Your options are to die or throat a cock. That is coercion. That is exactly the system we live under via capitalism and would not be done away with in an ancap society.

by NonUrbanPerson August 23, 2021

Cobson

Formerly just a 'jak based on a character from The Lawnmower Man, Cobson is an extremely controversial 'jak. Starting out as an ordinary jak, Cobson soon gained a following who considered him a "god tier wojack". Notable for having stolen the 10,000,000 get on /s4s/. However, Cobson started to be associated with BBC spam, which he has become known for, likely due to astroturfing. Later, MAPson also emerged with numerous edits of Cobson portrayed as a MAP were shilled, and is associated with 'p spam. Due to this, many people vehemently dislike Cobson since these edits have become more popular than normal Cobson. There still are rare Cobson gems such as the Cobtable, but BBCson and MAPson have arguably overshadowed them.

Person 1: Cobson is a god tier wojack!
Person 2: Coalson albeit, HWNBAG

by swedishwin September 21, 2022