coat on

a person with a very hairy back

Whenever i hug you it feels like you have a coat on.
He has such a coat on.

by SATANakaASHY August 31, 2015

Put the coat on

A phrase used to say to your friend when they are acting cocky or feeling themselves.

Kai: I actually looks so good right now
Philly: alright, put the coat on

by words of litter tray October 4, 2018

You've got nothing to hang your coat on.

An argument without any proven facts.

Your argument is baseless; you've got nothing to hang your coat on. Take it with you on the way out.

by SuicideBot October 17, 2019

putting a coat of paint on the door

Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.

Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.

by fredthebigreddog December 26, 2015

Put a coat of paint on it

A somewhat polite but blunt way to tell someone to shut up, or to drop a particular subject they won't stop talking about

Smith: "I told you this wouldn't work, but does anyone ever listen to me? Noooo!! They just carry on mindlessly doing the same old stupid shit.."

Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"

by TheMocker January 16, 2025

button on a fur coat

A nub of a penis so small that it resembles a button on a fur coat (the fur coat being the pubes).

Billy: "Check it out, I've been using eXtenze all week, and now I'm HUNG!"
Suzie: "Sure, hung like a little pink button on a fur coat. Don't you know that shit doesn't worK?"

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

button on a fur coat

A small penis among a mound of pubic hair resembling a button in a fur coat.

"Did you see Ryan's tiny schlong? It looks like a button in a fur coat."

Did you see Ryan's schlong? It looked like the button on a fur coat.

by cakesnshit November 8, 2014