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Disconcordant Coastline 

A great geographical way to describe a persons receding hairline
Person1 "how would one describe Daniels Hairline??"

Person2 "Disconcordant Coastline"

Floridia Coastline 

A Flordia coastline is when someone uses a bathroom and before taking a dump stuffs the toilet with toiletpaper, takes a dump leaving it resting ontop of the paper creating a horrible odor, duplicating a refugee on a raft. Tan, floating and smelly
Joe: oh my god what is that smell in the office! Jimbo: ha ha ha I left a Floridia coastline in the bathroom. Joe: That was a good one!
Floridia Coastline by Brian Mars December 20, 2008

texas coastline 

the streak of cum that has hardened on the skin, normally that gets missed after clean up. often found on the back and the inner thigh. also found on the back of the hand and on the breast
after having sex and having cleaned up from it and you and your lover are spooning. Sometimes you find a treat of cum streaking across their back. the kind that is cold and uncomfortable on your belly. that my friend is a texas coastline
texas coastline by ashhog April 18, 2008

California Coastline

When a man nuts on a girl’s pussy while she pees, creating a wave-like design on her vagina.
Person 1: Yo bro, what did you do over the weekend?
Person 2: I took my girl to the California Coastline!
Girls from the coastal areas of the United States, who for some reason decided to flood the University of Wisconsin - Madison. Very easy to spot, owing to their overuse of: Uggz boots (even when it isn't cold or snowy), large sunglasses (even when there is no sun), messy ponytails (for that "I just completed the walk of shame and didn't shower today" look), and anything North Face, typically the Denali jackets or knee-length down coats. They also like to wear stretchy black or maroon pants bunched up around the tops of their Uggz. During the winter, Coasties can be identified by their bright orange skin- they are notorious over-users of tanning booths.
God, she's such a coastie! Look at her boots- it's May! What is she doing in Wisconsin???!!!
coastie by Sconnie 42 February 10, 2006

coastin' 

"hey, what are you doing?"
"nothing,im just coastin' right now."
coastin' by ben dover stacy December 13, 2007