coastguard

To locate the lost man in the boat ie use a vacuum pump to expose and externalise a woman's clitoris, typically performed when the woman is restrained as part of BDSM suction play.

Yeah that redhead's hot. You should have been here last month when she was strapped up on the pool table and coastguarded. Everyone in the club had to have a close-up look, and her man in the boat got a lotta attention that night.

coastguard by George Formby September 28, 2011

alert the coastguard 

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd

"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"

alert the coastguard by Jules the King November 15, 2006

Vagina Coastguard 

A phrase from "Family Guy" when peter meets the US Senate to allow smoking for minors. He is greeted by Al Gore and Dick Army, where he cracks a joke "Is your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard?? hahha"

Sincerely,
Vagina Coastguard

Vagina Coastguard by plastiqmanb June 20, 2006

Vagina Coastguard 

Fucking when that bitches mom keeps checking hin on you in her daughters room, with flashlight. You better not get caught in moms waters.

Dude, her mom is such a vagina coastguard. I got busted doing the alaskan fire dragon.

Vagina Coastguard by Brian Giardina March 5, 2005

Coast Guard 

You may disrespect them, think that they don't do as much work as the Marines or Navy.

But when you're in the 10 degrees water in a storm surrounded by sharks and 20 feet tall tidal waves, you're gonna have a hella lot respect for them.

Respect the US Coast Guard.

Coast Guard by Mk19 October 27, 2012

Kansas City Coast Guard 

Standing outside your friend's bedroom door and diverting his family members away whilst he is banging his girlfriend.

Hey, man. I'm gonna fuck my bitch tonight, but my folks are around. Could you give me a Kansas city coast guard?

Kansas City Coast Guard by niccorator December 30, 2013

Coast Guard 

A sea-based branch of the United States military that is jointly operated by the Department of Defense and the Department of Homeland Security. During times of war, they assist the Navy. During times of peace, their general duties include: border patrol, immigration control, environmental protection, search and rescue, and stopping drug trafficking into the Untied States.

Ensign Jones was part of the U.S. Coast Guard.

Coast Guard by Nicolai April 10, 2004