The day before a girl moves away you have the roughest nastiest oral, vaginal and anal sex with said woman to the point where she tears, sweal and bleeds then you cum all over her so her body is the color of the US Coast Guard flag.
Mary was always in to me but she was fat. So when she told me she was moving away i thought before she goes i would finally hook up with her and give her a Coast Guard goodbye.
by Labia Puncher January 07, 2011
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