cmfo

Acronym for 'Crying My Face Off.' Often used in games after losing to another player or when speaking emotionally online about relationships or anything related to crying.

I can't believe I lost! I'm going to bed CMFO.

When she dumped me I was CMFO, but later I was like WTF!?

cmfo by mercboyan January 13, 2009

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CMFO

Chief Mother Fucking Officer

That lady killer just made it rain again at the club tonight -he is one CMFO

CMFO by El Jefe CMFO August 3, 2010

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cmfo • cmforeskin • CMFOTP

CMFOTP

crazy motha fuckah of the period

She's the CMFOTP!

CMFOTP by BrownSkin9345 February 1, 2009

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cmforeskin

also known as calland. a TikTok star with over 40k fans. can be very confusing at times. a hockey boi who blowdries his letty and prides himself on his crocs.

do you follow cmforeskin? I’m a part of the #foreskingang

cmforeskin by my fkn bad February 16, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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