clypto 

a person who has a clypto disorder- in which the person fears social interactions, making decisions, and has a spastic colon

a friend of mine is a clypto and barely ever leaves her room, except to run to the bathroom.

clypto by Allyson Stoller September 24, 2006

clypto 

a person who has a clyptomanic disorder

a friend of mine is a clypto and takes things from people just to see if they'll notice and then randomly starts dancing when they don't notice anything is missing.

clypto by Allyson Stoller September 24, 2006

cryptofolk 

Cryptofolk is a new style of storytelling within the existing Folklore/Mythology literary genre.

Regional folk tales are often lost and obscured through time or remain localized within their specific community. These stories contain themes and archetypes that resonate across cultures and borders, providing an opportunity for others to learn and grow through the discovery of these powerful legends.

Cryptofolk (Crypto, from the Greek kryptós, meaning hidden and Folk, archaic for people or tribe) resurrects old and obscure folklore and legends from around the world. It uses descriptive narrative and various multimedia applications to present stories that are thought provoking, visually rich, and accessible to a global audience.

Cryptofolk Story - The Nain Rouge: Detroit's Red Dwarf

The Nain Rouge (or Red Dwarf) had been a part of the natural world, existing long before the coming of humans. The Nain Rouge made his home near the narrow straits between the two lakes. This was the area that the later French settlers were to name “Detroit”.

As the Steward of Straits, the Nain Rouge was responsible for keeping harmony and balance in the natural world near the straits of the great river.

It was not until the French settlers arrived that the Nain Rouge began causing trouble. It seemed that Antoine de Mothe Cadillac and his band of explorers bought some land from the natives, while stealing other tracts of land without cause or permission.

Cadillac welcomed the Nain Rouge into his quarters, only to mock him and decry his stewardship over the land. A quarrel began and soon turned into an angry brawl, causing great injury to Cadillac and his officers. The Nain Rouge was beaten mercilessly during the fight and fled from the settlement in anger and pain.

As he ran away, a curse was flung from his lips onto the entire region of Detroit. The curse, it is rumored, befalls anyone who creates evil of their own will, empowering the Nain Rouge with greater and greater strength throughout the centuries.

Now, the Nain Rouge is often seen just before a tragic event; a harbinger of doom that revels in the downfall of humanity.

cryptofolk by The Nain Rouge December 18, 2013

Cryptocurrency Miners

Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.

"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"

Cryptocurrency Miners by TADPOOL January 31, 2018

Crypto-Sinophobic 

A Crypto-Sinophobic is person that is lowkey or openly racist towards Chinese, but are using the Chinese government as an excuse to shit on Chinese people. They use racial slurs towards China, not knowing that offends Chinese people, Hong Kongers and other Asian ethnics. The amount of Crypto-Sinophobics has increased since the Hong Kong riot. They pretend to care about Hong Kong but they treat Western-Asians like trash in their country.

Note: The term can be applied to both Liberals and Conservatives

Crypto-Sinophobic: "We don't hate Chinese people, we only hate the GoVeRmEnT"

Crypto-Sinophobic: "Hong Kong should be freed from these ching chong"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Umm my grandparents is from China and we're still ethnically Chinese!"

Crypto-Sinophobic: "Fuck China and their small dick chink leader Pooh"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Shut the fuck up bitch! You have no right to use that word!"

Crypto-Sinophobic by AznUnity November 18, 2019

Crypto bro

A person with a weak grasp on cryptocurrency/blockchain applications, yet has formed very strong opinions on the "best" ones. Often observed parading their involvement in crypto and arguing with other crypto bros.

Crypto bro twitter bio: Entrepreneur. #HODL. $BTC. Living life in the clouds. Gym rat.

Crypto bro by VinixxiniV January 1, 2018

Cleptocracy 

A type of government in which corruption is widespread. The corruption is so strong that society accepts it as a part of normality, reacting with suspicion when some public worker or politician doesn't embezzle something.

Gosh, that mayor actually used the city's money to build stuff for the city. Something's not right here. That's a disrespect to our cleptocracy!

dafuq just happened, those people were convicted for corruption? Is that a crime, really?! That's absurd, i thought we were living in a cleptocracy here!

Cleptocracy by dignusplz January 16, 2013