clypt
A snippet of news/text with a picture (usually a boob or crotch shot) that entices you to click on the story. Also known as click bait
clypt by JimmyShatCorn November 19, 2015
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clypt
combination of clit and crypt, referring to the clitoris of a very old woman. Also can indicate a woman who is sexually past her prime.
Man, that clypt is so ancient it has liver spots
I'd hit that twenty years ago, but I wouldn't touch that clypt now.
I'd hit that twenty years ago, but I wouldn't touch that clypt now.
Cryptard
An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
Cryptard by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018
Cryptaxkcdization
"So Alice encrypts her message and sends it to Bob..."
"You mean like xkcd.com/177/ ?"
"Ha, Cryptaxkcdization!"
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Her status message was
"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"
and I immediately thought of xkcd.com/162/
"You mean like xkcd.com/177/ ?"
"Ha, Cryptaxkcdization!"
***
Her status message was
"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"
and I immediately thought of xkcd.com/162/
Cryptaxkcdization by TelepathicTwins April 11, 2010