clypt 

A snippet of news/text with a picture (usually a boob or crotch shot) that entices you to click on the story. Also known as click bait

shit that clypt makes me wanna fap

clypt by JimmyShatCorn November 19, 2015

clypt 

obsolete but cooler way to spell clipped

hey you have coupons for those sex toys at sex-toys-r-us? Nah but your horny mom clypt some!

clypt by WinoDaPoop March 29, 2022

clypt 

combination of clit and crypt, referring to the clitoris of a very old woman. Also can indicate a woman who is sexually past her prime.

Man, that clypt is so ancient it has liver spots

I'd hit that twenty years ago, but I wouldn't touch that clypt now.

clypt by Jagerman July 28, 2012

Cryptard 

An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!

Cryptard by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018

Cryptaxkcdization 

The ability to fit an XKCD to every situation, and Google out the link to it in a few seconds.

"So Alice encrypts her message and sends it to Bob..."
"You mean like xkcd.com/177/ ?"
"Ha, Cryptaxkcdization!"

***

Her status message was

"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"

and I immediately thought of xkcd.com/162/

Cryptaxkcdization by TelepathicTwins April 11, 2010

CrypticNoone

Loser, simp, lebron stan

Crypticnoone in every girls comments: hey lol

CrypticNoone by Ronnie2k_ October 19, 2020

clypp

ownz

Damn that car sure clypps

clypp by Asshat September 4, 2003