5 definitions by Jagerman
A meal, usually breakfast, consumed by athletes consisting of oatmeal fortified with protein powder.
by Jagerman April 29, 2010
A special stake made for holding yard signs for stand out events. The stake is characterized by a channel for the sign to sit in and two thin rods to insert into the sign to hold it
by Jagerman July 8, 2021
The ability to know the sender of a text or the contents of a text message while ones phone is in a pocket, bag, purse, etc, and out of sight.
"Oh man Julie is texting me again"
"How do you know? Your phone is in your pocket. What do you have, textray vision?"
"How do you know? Your phone is in your pocket. What do you have, textray vision?"
by Jagerman July 15, 2012
combination of clit and crypt, referring to the clitoris of a very old woman. Also can indicate a woman who is sexually past her prime.
Man, that clypt is so ancient it has liver spots
I'd hit that twenty years ago, but I wouldn't touch that clypt now.
I'd hit that twenty years ago, but I wouldn't touch that clypt now.
by Jagerman March 12, 2012
A woman who is highly attractive that one would desire to have sex with. In slang vernacular one would say "I'd hit that". Six five is a reference to a blackjack hand that adds up to eleven and would be advantageous to hit, as in the event of drawing a face card one could have blackjack.
That girl is a six five. I'd hit that.
by Jagerman April 18, 2010