Definitions by Jagerman

Gagnon Stake 

A special stake made for holding yard signs for stand out events. The stake is characterized by a channel for the sign to sit in and two thin rods to insert into the sign to hold it

These Gagnon stakes work great for temporarily holding my sign for our event

Gagnon Stake by Jagerman July 8, 2021

clypt 

combination of clit and crypt, referring to the clitoris of a very old woman. Also can indicate a woman who is sexually past her prime.

Man, that clypt is so ancient it has liver spots

I'd hit that twenty years ago, but I wouldn't touch that clypt now.

clypt by Jagerman July 28, 2012

textray vision 

The ability to know the sender of a text or the contents of a text message while ones phone is in a pocket, bag, purse, etc, and out of sight.

"Oh man Julie is texting me again"

"How do you know? Your phone is in your pocket. What do you have, textray vision?"

textray vision by Jagerman July 18, 2012

Proatmeal 

A meal, usually breakfast, consumed by athletes consisting of oatmeal fortified with protein powder.

He eats proatmeal every day for breakfast. That dude's hardcore.

Proatmeal by Jagerman April 29, 2010

six five 

A woman who is highly attractive that one would desire to have sex with. In slang vernacular one would say "I'd hit that". Six five is a reference to a blackjack hand that adds up to eleven and would be advantageous to hit, as in the event of drawing a face card one could have blackjack.

That girl is a six five. I'd hit that.

six five by Jagerman April 18, 2010