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Clusterfucked 

When you're days away from coming out of your fourth COVID lockdown and your local health authority advises that a new and dangerous strain has just been detected and that it would be imprudent to open up until the source of the new cluster is identified. In this context, clusterfuck is a portmanteau of COVID cluster plus being situationally fucked.
Health Official: 'With the discovery of this new and highly transmissible variant, which is unrelated to the existing outbreak, the government will not be relaxing COVID restrictions as previously scheduled. In summary, you have just been clusterfucked"

clusterfucked 

To be completely and totally screwed. To be in a state of utter, unavoidable, unthinkably insane screwage. A point in which one feels as though there is no way out of a current situation or predicament.
I was on this plane taxiing down the runway when a commuter train ran off the tracks and crashed through the airport fence. This event then caused a freeway overpass to collapse sending roughly 200 automobiles down towards the plane. The train was coming at us along with the cars and I said aloud "We're so clusterfucked".
clusterfucked by MacSawD November 26, 2004

Clutterfunk 

The level in Geometry Dash that makes me want to clutterfuck myself.
Person 1: "Have you passed Clutterfunk yet?"
Person 2: "No, I got 96 f***ing percent on it"
Clutterfunk by MilkywayGalaxy 420 October 8, 2021

clutterfunk 

a gay level in geometry dash. Another word for cancer. don't ever play this level if you don't want to break your device. it has way too many spikes and is just gay in general.
kid 1:Fuuuck
kid 2: are you still playing clutterfunk
kid 1: yes, and i got 90 percent
clutterfunk by S4VOR-YT November 30, 2020

Clutterfunk 

Adjective: A word used to describe a play that is poorly made or acted.
Michael: Did you see that school play today?
Hunter: Yeah it was a clutterfunk!
Clutterfunk by HentaiiiLover69 June 17, 2021

Clutterbucked 

Getting really drunk, fucked up from way too many shots of hard booze.
How many patron shots did we do last night? I was straight clutterbucked.
Clutterbucked by Kjlonz June 15, 2011