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clutchbomb

an unfortunate turn of events. A situation that starts out positive and comes crashing down in flames. Or when one person's chances for success are destroyed by another person's actions, often unintentially.
I was on my way to the ball game, when I got a flat tire. That took me an hour to fix and by the time I got home, my roommates clutchbombed me by drinking all my beer.

My plane ticket was sitting on the counter, but my mom thought it was clutter and threw it in the trash, what a clutchbomb!

He was waiting for the girl from the other night to call him back, but his brother found his phone sitting out, answered it and told her she was fat. It was the ultimate clutchbomb!
clutchbomb by Fastball35 December 23, 2009
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CLUTCHBOYZ

The best music group out there. Will never be beaten.
You heard of clutchboyz?

Yeah, the best music group ever?

Exactly!
CLUTCHBOYZ by 6IX FEET June 5, 2020
Clutchbox is a nickname given to Juan "Hungrybox" DeBiedma due to his pension for ridiculous comebacks in Super Smash Bros games. These "Clutch" displays happen more often than one would expect.
"YO CLUTCHBOX?!"
Clutchbox by Le0ne January 28, 2022

clutchbones 

Something that is phat, sweet, phatsweet, totaly sick, phat dope, off the shiznit, or cool.
That concert was clutchbones. It could also be described as phatsweet or awesome. Noogans.
clutchbones by AJ and Party Time October 28, 2006

Clutchbo 

A name for someone who has a very small chance to clutch up
Watch this, they call me clutchbo
Clutchbo by CosmicJobo April 15, 2021

Crotchbomber

Sarcastic name for someone like Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who carries an explosive device in his shorts.
DHS's Napolitano's response to the crotchbomber: "We're looking to make sure that this sort of incident cannot recur."
Crotchbomber by DrWex December 29, 2009
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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