clumgaggle

A special clog that requires a helicopter from Luxembourg, yatta yatta yatta, and takes 4 to 9 weeks to fix.

i got this from an apex pros commercial.

in ipa that's "klˈʌmɡæɡə͡l"

"Lady, what you got there is called a clumgaggle."

by patient_tiger April 11, 2022

cumgargle

To force exhaled air through semen held in the back of the mouth, with the head tilted back, in order to clear the mouth or throat after performing oral sex on a male.

After she sucked me off, i told her to cumgargle and hum the song "when the saints go marching in" at the same time.

by justin koehler December 23, 2003

Clamgagger

Someone proficient in the act of heterosexual Intercourse; Utilizing his pork-sword to gag her bearded (or shaved) clam.

One that smashy-dat-ass.

A tool men use to procreate.

Womens' play-thing , leg-shaker , whipping-post... Etc.

Someone that honestly believes that you can actually gag a mollusk.

All women need a good clamgagger, and that is why they cheat.

"... So I took pity on her and gagged that clam all night long. "

" suck my clamgagger you stuck up that! "

by The Clamgagger January 31, 2015

cumgoggles

The blurry vision caused by the ejaculation onto one's face

Blane couldn't see last night after I gave him cumgoggles.

by Niggersaurus December 19, 2008

cumgarggler

Usually referred to as a women. It's usually a female who sleeps around often and is considered a major whore or extreme white trash.

That stupid cumgarggler slept with my uncle and than gave my daddy blue balls!

by Sarah January 3, 2004