cumgoggles 

The blurry vision caused by the ejaculation onto one's face

Blane couldn't see last night after I gave him cumgoggles.

cumgoggles by Niggersaurus December 19, 2008

Cum Goggles 

Large framed glasses that many males find extremely attractive. At the back of his mind, all he wants to do is release a heaping, steaming load of cum all over those bad boys.

1) "Damn you see that shawty come in with those cum goggles on?"

"Yeah looking hella fine, Imma need to bust a nut all over them."

2) "Man you serious....she's getting Lasik? Good bye to the reign of the cum goggles."

Cum Goggles by Trust_The_Process May 2, 2019

cum goggles 

Oversized stylish sunglasses worn by girls that could double for chem-lab safety glasses. Often looked upon as rockstar apparel.

See the cum goggles on that one? (speaking about a fashion-oriented woman walking by)

cum goggles by u r f November 1, 2007

Cum Goggles 

When you do a facial to a girl while she's wearing glasses.

Dude, I jizzed all over her face while she was wearing her cum goggles!

Cum Goggles by Fed Ex Pope July 6, 2003

cum goggles 

When a girl uses standard laboratory goggles with the front part cut out to just have the outer rim of the goggles left. This is so someone can give a facial to the cum goggles wearer and have their eyes covered in sperm.

Man did you see that bukkake? That girls' eyes are drowning because of those cum goggles.

cum goggles by Captain Benjamin Sisko December 16, 2006

cum goggles 

1. A slang term for over-sized fake eyelashes worn by some women. Named because of their uncanny ability to catch ejaculated semen that would normally get in the eyes.

Tanya: So how did it go last night?

Janet: All I can say is it was a good thing I was wearing my cum goggles or I would have had a hell of time driving home.

cum goggles by bebeeboo July 14, 2009

Cum Goggles 

1. Ejaculation on someone's face that resembles glasses, googles, or "racoon eyes"
2. Protective eyewear worn to prevent gettin cum in one's eyes

1. I gave my girlfriend cum goggles instead because she had gum in her mouth.
2. Good thing you were wearing your cum goggles last night...

Cum Goggles by filthcradle December 28, 2005