clownussy
The lady had that clownussy
clownussy by MucBackwards April 25, 2024
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cowpussy
A fat bitch's gigantic cooter, usually a big hairy mound of pubis with wide, flabby meat curtains. Cowpussy is best suited for fisting and animal husbandry, or stuffing with toys, fruit or huge cock.
Related Words
clownussy • Clonussy • clown pussy • clownass • clownstyle • cowussy • clownassery • Clowness • coinussy • cowbussy
clownass
clownass by Jesus Krist July 3, 2005
clownassnigga
when someone says something stupid, retarded, dumb or gets fooled by a girl or genually be clowning he is called a clownassnigga
Guy: *sends a text to a girl and she does not respond*
Guy: Oh im sure shes just bussy, she will probably text me back later
Then hes a clownassnigga
Guy: Oh im sure shes just bussy, she will probably text me back later
Then hes a clownassnigga
clownassnigga by giganticpenis69 October 14, 2019
clownstyle
A sexual fetish in which the participants wear clown makeup, or do anything clown-like during sex. Referred to in Mystery Science Theater 3000, while watching the film "Here Comes the Circus." There have also been specialized porn films dedicated to this fetish.
Guy: Hey baby, wanna do it clownstyle tonight?
Girl: Sure, as long as I get to blow up a condom and make it into a penguin!
Guy: That's so hot.
Girl: Sure, as long as I get to blow up a condom and make it into a penguin!
Guy: That's so hot.
clownstyle by loop zoop June 9, 2011
Clowness
Clown Stu pid or clowness ooo fuk th at
Adjective- er- est
Fancy adjetive clownessness
Adjetive/ nouns/ adjetive enhancing nouns/verbs/ blahs/ blurbs
1) acting in a way not comprehendable by others : a clown
2) characterized by excessive disregard for their own dignity : a frat guy
3) taking or requiring way more thought than a blond: A soroity girl
4) to perform as a clown: clownster
5) to lack the proper boner : clowner
6) to think that you are some sort of super hero or more than what you really are: what a clownetron or clown respectively
7) to think you are cute and cuddly when your are definetly not : look at that clownymon go
8) the act of performing clownymon gesutres as a group of 2 or more: clownery
9) The act of lazy sloopy sex : that was such clonex
10) to be intellectually impaired but not legally retarded
11) when the thinking process is just not there
Related forms
1) clowny
2) clownster
3) frat guys
4) soroity girls
5) confused
6) clownetron
7) clownymon
8) cloner
9) clownery
10) clownex
11) clownterd
Word orgin and history
4th floor of some hall in some university
Adjective- er- est
Fancy adjetive clownessness
Adjetive/ nouns/ adjetive enhancing nouns/verbs/ blahs/ blurbs
1) acting in a way not comprehendable by others : a clown
2) characterized by excessive disregard for their own dignity : a frat guy
3) taking or requiring way more thought than a blond: A soroity girl
4) to perform as a clown: clownster
5) to lack the proper boner : clowner
6) to think that you are some sort of super hero or more than what you really are: what a clownetron or clown respectively
7) to think you are cute and cuddly when your are definetly not : look at that clownymon go
8) the act of performing clownymon gesutres as a group of 2 or more: clownery
9) The act of lazy sloopy sex : that was such clonex
10) to be intellectually impaired but not legally retarded
11) when the thinking process is just not there
Related forms
1) clowny
2) clownster
3) frat guys
4) soroity girls
5) confused
6) clownetron
7) clownymon
8) cloner
9) clownery
10) clownex
11) clownterd
Word orgin and history
4th floor of some hall in some university
1) what a Fu***** clown
2) Look at that guy walking around in circles on his heels, what clowness
3) what a clown he looks like a fruit loop
4) Next morning call.... ( girl) what happened last night?? (guy) you wernt that cute so i coudlnt get it up all the way im sorry for the clowner
5) look at those two very str8 guys giving clownymon gestures to each other.
6) You gave me head and rode me like my blow up doll this was such clownex
7) what are these guys doing witch craft or clownery, seems like clownery, yup def clownery.............umm im out
8) i pushed so hard and felt like i was being raped while in the bath room and a 1/4 inch clownterd came out
9) shit im becoming a clown defining this word
2) Look at that guy walking around in circles on his heels, what clowness
3) what a clown he looks like a fruit loop
4) Next morning call.... ( girl) what happened last night?? (guy) you wernt that cute so i coudlnt get it up all the way im sorry for the clowner
5) look at those two very str8 guys giving clownymon gestures to each other.
6) You gave me head and rode me like my blow up doll this was such clownex
7) what are these guys doing witch craft or clownery, seems like clownery, yup def clownery.............umm im out
8) i pushed so hard and felt like i was being raped while in the bath room and a 1/4 inch clownterd came out
9) shit im becoming a clown defining this word
Clowness by Richidinho and tavinho February 27, 2011
Clonussy
"Person A: Damn the clones from S.P.O.P boutta make me act up, that clonussy looks bussin"
"Person B: I'm sorry, clon-what?"
"Person B: I'm sorry, clon-what?"
Clonussy by TheCircusPerformer March 1, 2023
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