Clownstick 

donald trump

omg he is such a clownstick

Clownstick by ilymaddie March 1, 2017

fuckface von clownstick 

Donald Trump's birth-name.

"Hey dude, did you hear Donald Trump's birthname?" "No, what is it?" "Fuckface von Clownstick."

fuckface von clownstick by Ephara July 1, 2014

von clownstick 

Means Fuckface or Retard or Fucktard...

He is such a von clownstick

von clownstick by Hitler_The_original February 23, 2017

Cuntface Von Clownstick 

The actual birth name of Fuckface Von Clownstick's(aka Donald Trump) egotistical daughter aka Ivanka Trump.

The fuhrer's daughter Cuntface Von Clownstick is a major twat just like her father.

Cuntface Von Clownstick by superbipolar420 January 22, 2017

Clownstitute 

Half clown half prostitute

This girl was clearly a clownstitute. Her makeup screamed clown and her skirt screamed hooker.

Clownstitute by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010

Christ on a Cornstick 

When something is so ridiculous you use this phrase to exemplify it.

Christ on a Cornstick, I can’t believe he just jumped off a building and into a tiny pool!

Christ on a Cornstick by Zachk114 August 11, 2018

Clowndick

Clowndick
adjective
1. Used to describe a person, thing, or idea that is obviously ridiculous; similar in usage to "clownshoes", but more vulgar and implies a higher level of absurdity. Most effective when used while the insulter or the insultee are drunk.

"Donald Trump's hair is clowndick."

Clowndick by JBlue515 February 7, 2013