Clownstick

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donald trump

omg he is such a clownstick

Clownstick by ilymaddie March 1, 2017

Words you can keep

fuckface von clownstick

Donald Trump's birth-name.

"Hey dude, did you hear Donald Trump's birthname?" "No, what is it?" "Fuckface von Clownstick."

fuckface von clownstick by Ephara July 1, 2014

Word of the Day on February 23, 2017

von clownstick

Means Fuckface or Retard or Fucktard...

He is such a von clownstick

von clownstick by Hitler_The_original February 23, 2017

Cuntface Von Clownstick

The actual birth name of Fuckface Von Clownstick's(aka Donald Trump) egotistical daughter aka Ivanka Trump.

The fuhrer's daughter Cuntface Von Clownstick is a major twat just like her father.

Cuntface Von Clownstick by superbipolar420 January 22, 2017

Clownstitute

Half clown half prostitute

This girl was clearly a clownstitute. Her makeup screamed clown and her skirt screamed hooker.

Clownstitute by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010

Christ on a Cornstick

When something is so ridiculous you use this phrase to exemplify it.

Christ on a Cornstick, I can’t believe he just jumped off a building and into a tiny pool!

Christ on a Cornstick by Zachk114 August 11, 2018

Clowndick

Clowndick
adjective
1. Used to describe a person, thing, or idea that is obviously ridiculous; similar in usage to "clownshoes", but more vulgar and implies a higher level of absurdity. Most effective when used while the insulter or the insultee are drunk.

"Donald Trump's hair is clowndick."

Clowndick by JBlue515 February 7, 2013

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026