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Clown Hole 

The vagina. As used in several episodes of 'American Dad!'
Francine Smith: I'll shove you back up my clown hole, birth you again, and name you my bitch, NOW GET OUT OF THAT CAGE!
Clown Hole by atheistgirl March 28, 2016
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Clown Hole 

1. An opening or orifice in the body between the gluteus maximus (buttcheeks), sometimes called the anus, anal orifice, bunghole, cornhole, turdcutter or other related synonyms. Used for dispensing of fecal matter, sometimes known as excrement, or insertion of items such as fruit and vegetables, gerbils and other such foreign objects. 2. Insult used to bring down the morale of a person in order to crush their inferior spirit.
1. I feel a fudge-nugget trying to escape my clown hole. 2. Children are such clown holes.
Clown Hole by John Barry July 14, 2006

clown hole 

the same thing as saying asshole...only you're not saying it. and if someone asks you what u called them... you can say "oh, nothing...just a hole full of clowns"
clown hole by therealchaka April 19, 2011

Crown Hair (butt hole) 

Crown Hair aka the hair that circles around ones butt hole. it is called crown hair because it can look like a crown on someones head. To get rid of a Crown one can shave it or get it waxed. Everyone has a Crown unless they get rid of it. Crown Hair is also known as ass pubes or just as a Crown.
"Go get your crown hair (butt hole) waxed." "That girl is showing her crown hair (butt hole)." "They have long crown hair (butt hole)."

Clownhole 

A word that brings up the most vile images, but is technically acceptable to say in front of anyone, because it does not involve any offensive or socially unnaceptable word. A true definition is not needed, as it is self explanitory.
You: "My teacher is the biggest clownhole..."
Your Grandmother: "What? That's hidious! Watch your language!"
You: "What?! It's just.... a hole full of clowns!"
Clownhole by Hobbes Black May 31, 2005

clownhole 

invented in part by the great show that is codemonkeys, it is a disturbing yet stupidly funny term used to represent a form of an idiot. usually associated with losers. Also really bad stripper in some forms.
1:
Dave: yes Marie, this is all your fault.
Marie: clownhole...
2:
GAWD DALE these strippers are just a bunch of clownholes!
clownhole by kepler necbrewski November 29, 2009
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