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clown faced 

When a male jizzes around ur lips then punches you in the nose to make u look like a clown
Randy got clowned faced by tony.
Frank clown faced his little sister when she caught him jacking off in his moms bed.
clown faced by michael October 27, 2003

clown-faced 

someone who puts on too much makeup, therefore making them look like a clown
Sarah: Whoa! Look at that girls makeup!
Becky: She put too much on....ick
Sarah: Yeah, shes clown-faced
clown-faced by mwahhahahababe November 30, 2009

Clown Face

The street name of the most prolific police officer ever to work the drug infested Hough neighborhood in Cleveland, OH. It has been said that just the sight of his police cruiser, 513 and, later 313 and 3B23, would strike fear into the hearts of drug dealers. Often described as fair but heavy handed in the face of disrespect or resistance of arrest. This name was bestowed upon this officer by local street level drug dealers.
"Aww shit! we better get outta here..its Clown Face!"
Clown Face by Chris the Fist June 10, 2009

clown face

see "red wings"...
describes the look of someones face who just performed oral sex on a lady who is on her period
You dumb ass clown face...you should have waited 3 days until she was done!!!
clown face by mike mathis March 27, 2003

Clown Face

Eating out a female that has her period at the time.
I want to eat out your period pussy until I have clown face.
Clown Face by SNL16 March 27, 2009

clown face

(kloun-feys) verb,
To ejaculate on your partners face, then punch them at hard as you can till they bleed.
She gave me lip so I clown faced the bitch, maybe next time she will make me a sandwich when I ask.
clown face by JeffC November 28, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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