A regular gathering of witches like a coven but way cooler. The word transcends gender. The first use of the word Coveness was in March 2023 with The High Coveness.

The Coveness from the North will be collaborating with The Coveness from South for the Celestial Bonfire!

The High Coveness will now convene!

Coveness by The High Covenesses March 8, 2023

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Cloven Stink Hoof

A particularly large, unruly, malodorous, and sinister looking vagina, often known to elicit strong feelings of fear and dread in unsuspecting sexual partners.

Upon finally seeing her cloven stink hoof after six long months of taking it slow, Satan wept.

Cloven Stink Hoof by hansoloist23 June 16, 2008

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artificial closeness

Artificial closeness is when people who you just met in a short amount of time will trauma dump or will speak about deep and personal stuff to get close to you. When in reality you know nothing about each other.

People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.

This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.

"You cockblocked yourself for trying the 'artificial closeness' strategy"

"Anne is artificially close with Drake, that manipulative slag has no chance."

artificial closeness by i'msohungry3466 April 8, 2022

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Cloven Clump

A rather beefy looking Camel Toe - One that looks as though it has been working out and consuming protein drinks regularly

"Well, just look at that Cloven Clump and ya know who wears the pants in that marriage"

Also Referred to as: Camel Toe, Moose Paw, Axe Wound and about 10,000 others.

Cloven Clump by Kal-El August 8, 2003

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