A person with a walrus mustache, that flies expensive kites. Also has problems with bathing, and loves larger women. In rare circumstances their teeth are appearing to rot/glow with a yellow light. Generally believed to guard personal beliefs that black people can't swim, and asians love to do math, and backs them up with "statistics".
1. A word you can use if you ever play the rhyming game and someone says the word "orange" but right in the middle of their victory laugh whip out the word "clorange"
2. The color a red head's hair turns after being in the pool too long
Dill: Okay, what rhymes with orange? OOOOoohhh!!!!
Tommy: Clorange.
Dill: *cries*