cloitch

Phase used in EVE ONLINE, started by Elisium Dammar, and used by T3h Kr0m minions as an expression used to exclaim an idiot, or a stupid act. (see also Cunt)

Magorath you have foolishly enaged in aggression whilst in sight of the sentry guns.

Trev sells a BPO as a BPC.

Tamora kills the person that hired us as merc to bash some miners.

by Tamoria March 27, 2005

clitch

A clitoral itch.

Man, my girlfriend has a crazy clitch!!

by adamKENNY311 December 1, 2009

Clontch

Synonym of vagina. Created by our one and only Hightree.

Hey bitch show me your Clontch.

by wind xd June 23, 2019

cloutch'N

The act of making small talk just because you can. Usually used when drunk and has very little success.

Example 1
"Dude were you cloutch'N that girl?"
"Yeah"
"What did you say?"
"It was raining so I asked,'Is that umbrella keeping you out of the rain?"

Example 2
Can be substituted into everyday words such as "Your a 'cloutchaholic'"

by The Cloutchinator March 15, 2011

Clitch-hunt

A witch-hunt created in the media, both mainstream and social, for clicks.

Seungri is the victim of a media clitch-hunt.

Johnny Depp's frenzied clitch-hunt resulted in the loss of important franchise roles.

by Acquapenny November 22, 2020

Clitches

Closet bitches. They pretend to be nice and friendly but secretly, they're bitches.

I bet that school is full of uptight clitches!

by drstrangelove May 5, 2013

Cliotch

(1)Noun: The ultimate insult word for disgrace meaning the ultimate bitch. If you are called this word you must immediately retaliate or commit suicide within a 5 hour period.

(2)Noun: the ultimate bitch of a soul

(1): Go suck on a dildo you cliotch

(2): Shut your cliotch, cus your a biotch

by dubjewburner69 October 22, 2011