Clamnosis 

The act of being hypnotized by the Clam Lady

The only way I can get any pussy is through clamnosis.

Clamnosis by Slippy March 6, 2004

Cyanosis testiculosis 

When one's balls are blue because of insufficient ejeculation.

Call me an ambulance honey I got cyanosis testiculosis

Cyanosis testiculosis by The LC empire October 4, 2019

clamnesia 

A complete or partial loss of memory caused by a traumatic encounter with the female genitalia.

Angela experienced a serious case of clamnesia after she went down to Suzy's nasty ladytown.

clamnesia by markthxbai July 8, 2011

Cramtosis 

The state of mind where you cram so much for an exam that you become completely delusional and your normal thought processes are overtaken by the crammage, leaving you to act, think and behave like a drunk and deluded zombie.

"Hey, you Derek. You've got a pad stuck to your jeans"

"Oh shit, are you serious? I was up cramming all night for our exam. How embarrassing. I've got cramtosis bad."

or

"Bro, WTF you're drooling!"

"Foreals? I cannot wait for this math exam to be over so I can get over my cramtosis."

or

An extreme example:

*Internal thought process:* "Green is such a inspirational colour. If I had a baby I wish it was green and then I would call it Wind. I wonder what baked wood tastes like? Shoes are so unnecessary. I'm only going to wear socks from now on. Men with moustaches really just have two sets of eyebrows. Glue is so useful, nutritious and super adhesive. Dragon's probably eat it too. They're probably also lactose intolerant. Wait... Shit. I'm in cramtosis. Must. keep. studying."

Cramtosis by EjeezyFosheezy November 6, 2011

claminosity 

the purest feeling of love that cannot be explained

all I could feel was claminosity towards her, and nothing less.

claminosity by saladtoez November 25, 2016

classosis 

Classosis is a form of psychosis that develops in humans in classes. Most often, it manifests in what are called stereotypic behaviors, or stereotypies, which are often monotonous, obsessive, repetitive actions that serve no purpose. This can include pacing around the classroom.

He has Classosis

classosis by J3.14 March 3, 2023

Clownosis 

"Clownosis" has been known to be a very painful affliction to children. They grow big red noses and also develop large feet.

I've got a condition, it's called Clownitis.
It comes from Clownosis, and practicing Clownosis
And thinking Clowny thoughts.

Clownosis by 1BigDog! May 17, 2011