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im clobbin right now
clobbin by lilesco28 April 11, 2021
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GRASS CLIBBINS 

A HOG CRANKERS WORST ENEMY .
STOP BLOWIN YOUR DAMN GRASS CLIBBINS IN THE ROAD , NEARLY HADDALAYERDOWN ,,,,,,,

- SENT FROM MY JITTERBUG

Seal clubbing

When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.
"Man, John went seal clubbing in tf2 the other day. The other team didn't even know what hit them."
Seal clubbing by Libertyprime1776 February 26, 2015

Clibbins 

Grass Clippings hence Clibbins. The worst enemy of any motorcycle rider. Some say hitting Clibbins is the equivalent of hitting black ice. U
Don’t blow your Clibbins the the Road.
Clibbins by Darthbarthwam August 25, 2021

Street Clubbin’ 

Street Clubbin’
A big weekend event when there are crowds of people on the streets and also inside of the club partying at the same time.
When people are partying in the club and outside of the club at the same location.
Person: Hey! Bro what’s happening tonight?
Person: I heard It’s going to be a Street Clubbin’ party on the west side tonight.
Person: bet, I’ll be there.

BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei

Corona Clubbing 

(verb or noun) Going out clubbing during the coronavirus pandemic/quarantine. This action is often frowned upon and associated with people who do not care or believe in the virus. Corona clubbers are
During this pandemic, I have been corona clubbing for the past year and I am sick of it (pun intended). I can't wait for this thing to be over so I can go back to my regular clubbing ways!
Corona Clubbing by LingDanc803 March 20, 2021

cock clubbing

To beat a defenseless animal to death in the wild with your erect cock
Neal was pissed off with the seagull so he went out cock clubbing its death was imminent
cock clubbing by Therealblund January 30, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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