clobbered

To be completely out of your mind intoxicated.

Last night I drank A LOT of alcohol, I was clobbered.

I really wanna get clobbered at the party this weekend.

by Lyss Pliss June 5, 2006

clobbered

the feeling given to a homosexual male after having his arse feltched and then passionately kissing his male partner (the feltcher).

tom let bill have his way with him and finish in his arse, when bill flipped him over to passionately kiss him. tom could taste himself...the sensation was overpowering..as he calm down he layed back sighed, "i'm so clobbered"

by herbert67 August 6, 2009

clobber

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

by kam75xx January 2, 2021

Clobbered

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed

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by rosignol May 17, 2005

clobber

Noun. Clothes and personal belongings

Gonna get me some new clobber.

by KrishnaBoy December 1, 2003

clobber

To get struck with great force.

"his car got clobbered by a freight train".

by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

Clobber

Clothes, you wear your Clobber.

" I'm off to town to buy meself some new Clobber, might have a few bevvy's in the spoons too "

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004