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the outer lips of a vagina
kiss my hot cloacka
cloacka by Anonymous November 4, 2002

Clackamas Claw 

Female hairstyle popularized by disgraced former figure skater Tonya Harding, characterized by bangs shellacked with hairspray that stick straight out from the forehead before arching downward, like eagle talons. The hair is frequently over-bleached (fried), with substantial dark roots.

Named after a semi-rural lower-middle class suburb of Portland, Oregon, frequently referred to as "Crack-a-my-ass", the style is mostly sported by skanky meth-skinny pickup truck drivers.
I was slumming it at Clackamas Town Center, and this mall rat cowgirl waitress at Claim Jumper almost put my eye out with her Clackamas Claw when she bent over to serve me my rotisserie chicken.
Clackamas Claw by PDXS March 28, 2010

cloacal kiss 

The method in which a male bird fertilizes the ovum of a female bird. The male and female press their cloacals (a prosterior opening which functions as the end of the reproductive, digestive, and urinary tracts) together for a few moments to transfer sperm to the female.
Mel: Whoa are those birds rubbing their butts together?

Nico: No they're just giving each other a cloacal kiss.
cloacal kiss by neeky neeks July 21, 2009
Aussie slang for arse. Derived from the word cloaca which is a bird's vent, i.e. a bird only has one hole to shit, piss and root with. This amazing all-in-one hole is located on the underside of a bird's tail.

Birds reproduce using a sexual move called the 'clacka kiss', with the male and female birds putting their clacka's together so the male can shoot his load straight up his bitches' behind.
Goddam if Brett keeps on eating my chips I'm gonna kick him straight up the clacka!
Clacka by fistintheface October 21, 2010

clockapult 

Is it last call already? Someone must be using the clockapult, bummer!
clockapult by flyingdog June 15, 2008

Cloacalingus 

Licking of an anthro bird's cloaca, usually done by another anthro or a human. A term used by furries
the fox performed cloacalingus on the bird
Cloacalingus by Arceus777 October 27, 2014
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