by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017
Rachael: "They think they're on fleek, but they're actually so close to being transhed it isn't funny"
by BootypipeSucker February 07, 2015
"I went down on Becky the other night"
"Oh yeah? How did it go?"
"It was terrible, her vagina was clitrocious! I almost threw up in her box"
"Oh yeah? How did it go?"
"It was terrible, her vagina was clitrocious! I almost threw up in her box"
by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015
"Goodness gracious Tabitha, I was crocheting a cap for my great grandson when Ethel came knocking at my door"
"My word, Bessie whatever did she want, I thought you two had a falling out"
"You're quite right, Tabitha. I believe she wanted to reconcile and engage in lesbian activities"
"Heavens! At 105 she is still a minge muncher?"
"Quite right! Would you care to?
"Oh! I would be honoured!"
"My word, Bessie whatever did she want, I thought you two had a falling out"
"You're quite right, Tabitha. I believe she wanted to reconcile and engage in lesbian activities"
"Heavens! At 105 she is still a minge muncher?"
"Quite right! Would you care to?
"Oh! I would be honoured!"
by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015
Oh my fucking god, I am trying to piss, but I think all that cum has given me clogged-fanny. Call the ambulance, please!
by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017
To have sexual intercourse with an old lady.
by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015