Definitions by BootypipeSucker
Clogged-fanny
Oh my fucking god, I am trying to piss, but I think all that cum has given me clogged-fanny. Call the ambulance, please!
Clogged-fanny by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017
Frozen shit dildo
When you gather your fecal matter from the toilet bowl and form it into a desirable phallic shape that you then proceed to freeze solid so that you can then fuck your anus or vagina with a totally unique dildo.
Damn, I fucking love it when you fuck my ass with your frozen shit dildo. When it is almost defrosted, can you jam it all the way in so I can re-shit it out later?
Frozen shit dildo by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017
Nanny bender
To have sexual intercourse with an old lady.
Nanny bender by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015