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To have sexual intercourse with an old lady.
by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015
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by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017
Get the Clogged-fanny mug."Goodness gracious Tabitha, I was crocheting a cap for my great grandson when Ethel came knocking at my door"
"My word, Bessie whatever did she want, I thought you two had a falling out"
"You're quite right, Tabitha. I believe she wanted to reconcile and engage in lesbian activities"
"Heavens! At 105 she is still a minge muncher?"
"Quite right! Would you care to?
"Oh! I would be honoured!"
"My word, Bessie whatever did she want, I thought you two had a falling out"
"You're quite right, Tabitha. I believe she wanted to reconcile and engage in lesbian activities"
"Heavens! At 105 she is still a minge muncher?"
"Quite right! Would you care to?
"Oh! I would be honoured!"
by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015
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by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015
Get the Gash smashing mug.When you gather your fecal matter from the toilet bowl and form it into a desirable phallic shape that you then proceed to freeze solid so that you can then fuck your anus or vagina with a totally unique dildo.
Damn, I fucking love it when you fuck my ass with your frozen shit dildo. When it is almost defrosted, can you jam it all the way in so I can re-shit it out later?
by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017
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by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015
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