A type of currency and payment option some women use to pay for services rendered to them. This payment is primarily done by having sex with the individual rendering the service.

Cleveland asked me for a refund of his money, I didn't have enough cash with me so I paid him in clitocurrency.

Clitocurrency by 99thgod November 7, 2019

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clitickle

A compound word combining "clit" and "tickle." Functions as a verb or a noun. Clitickling is often performed in tandem with full-on fingerbanging to pleasure a woman.

Noun form:

Chick 1: So have you let him in your pants yet?

Chick 2: Not completely, but he gave me a pretty good clitickle last night.

Verb form:

Guy: I'm gonna clitickle you til you can't even stand up baby!

Chick: Oh my...

clitickle by Pat did it July 13, 2009

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clitocracy

1.A form of government whose ethics and practices are formulated and carried out by those with a clitoris(see: woman)
2.A coup d'etat of men by women
3.Wonder woman, princess of the amazons.

Wow look at this neighborhood it's a virtual clitocracy, if we weren't lame as donkeys this would be our lucky day.

clitocracy by Andrew Kuhl August 8, 2005

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Clitocytosis

A medical condition in which one passes out from not breathing while eating pussy. Primarly occurs when licking the clitoris. Hint the root word "clit" in the name.

"What happened to Jonny bro?"
"He was giving Megan some head and blacked out from clitocytosis"

Clitocytosis by UrDaddyC November 11, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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