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clitorcept

To prevent a female from scoring sexually.
Jane and Jill were trying to bump clams when their friend James came in the room. What a total clitorcept.
clitorcept by Jacquellen March 2, 2014
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clitorectomy 

The cutting of of the clitoris. This is practiced in certain countries possibly to "control" females and to make them chaste.
During puberty, in certain countries in Africa, a clitorectomy is performed on young women.
clitorectomy by Jürgen July 20, 2006

Clitoraptor 

A living raptor-like creature that roams what we call the earth today. In ancient Egypt, clitoraptors were a luxury of the rich. They had an awful smelling clitoris yet remained to be used as slaves, the most elite ones too. The modern-day clitoraptor is much more accepted in our society.
Heard you got yourself a new clitoraptor.
Clitoraptor by crembo March 25, 2019

Clitorette

Liam: she's fuckin hot. I wanna hit her clit.
Ted: yea, she has a clitorette though.
Clitorette by jew barrymore November 9, 2009

Clitorection 

The term used for when a female's clitoris becomes enlarged with blood during sexual arousal, similar to a male erection.
When John started stroking my pussy, I got a clitorection.

Clitorecti 

The highly stimulated clitoris - the man in the boat (when he is standing up and at attention. The female equivalent of the male penile erection.
The woman was so turned on her clitorecti was blatantly obvious through the tight bikini she was wearing. All she need do was gyrate slightly and it would cause her to undergo intense orgasms.
Clitorecti by Vorlon007 December 6, 2012

clitercept 

to prevent a female from succeeding in their attempt to engage in sexual activity with another female.
"Are you that desperate that you will clitercept your friends so that they don't get any action?"

"She was about to give me her number before I got clitercepted by that hot bartender.
clitercept by penciljockey May 22, 2023
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