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clitorectomy 

The cutting of of the clitoris. This is practiced in certain countries possibly to "control" females and to make them chaste.
During puberty, in certain countries in Africa, a clitorectomy is performed on young women.
clitorectomy by Jürgen July 20, 2006

Clitoraptor 

A living raptor-like creature that roams what we call the earth today. In ancient Egypt, clitoraptors were a luxury of the rich. They had an awful smelling clitoris yet remained to be used as slaves, the most elite ones too. The modern-day clitoraptor is much more accepted in our society.
Heard you got yourself a new clitoraptor.
Clitoraptor by crembo March 25, 2019

Clitorette

Liam: she's fuckin hot. I wanna hit her clit.
Ted: yea, she has a clitorette though.
Clitorette by jew barrymore November 9, 2009

Clitorection 

The term used for when a female's clitoris becomes enlarged with blood during sexual arousal, similar to a male erection.
When John started stroking my pussy, I got a clitorection.

Clitorecti 

The highly stimulated clitoris - the man in the boat (when he is standing up and at attention. The female equivalent of the male penile erection.
The woman was so turned on her clitorecti was blatantly obvious through the tight bikini she was wearing. All she need do was gyrate slightly and it would cause her to undergo intense orgasms.
Clitorecti by Vorlon007 December 6, 2012

clitercept 

to prevent a female from succeeding in their attempt to engage in sexual activity with another female.
"Are you that desperate that you will clitercept your friends so that they don't get any action?"

"She was about to give me her number before I got clitercepted by that hot bartender.
clitercept by penciljockey May 22, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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