clitercept

to prevent a female from succeeding in their attempt to engage in sexual activity with another female.

"Are you that desperate that you will clitercept your friends so that they don't get any action?"

"She was about to give me her number before I got clitercepted by that hot bartender.

by penciljockey May 22, 2023

clivecept

A curl jockey. A person so obsessed with his biceps, be neglects to work on the rest of his body. Has no definition other than his arms. Doesnt know how to squat. Someone whos oblivious to the fact that he looks like crap

"Hey man, look at that stupid clivecept sporting 10 inch calves in his capri pants. I wonder if he knows that he looks ridiculous"

by clivecepts May 15, 2009

clitorcept

To prevent a female from scoring sexually.

Jane and Jill were trying to bump clams when their friend James came in the room. What a total clitorcept.

by Jacquellen March 2, 2014

cliterection

The hardening or erecting of ones clitoris. Usually caused by lapdances on the back of a band bus

Lap Dance Recipiant: " Damn your giving me a cliterection

" I got a cliterection from looking at brad pitt"

by mellophoneponer November 1, 2007