clitercept

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to prevent a female from succeeding in their attempt to engage in sexual activity with another female.

"Are you that desperate that you will clitercept your friends so that they don't get any action?"

"She was about to give me her number before I got clitercepted by that hot bartender.

clitercept by penciljockey May 22, 2023

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clivecept

A curl jockey. A person so obsessed with his biceps, be neglects to work on the rest of his body. Has no definition other than his arms. Doesnt know how to squat. Someone whos oblivious to the fact that he looks like crap

"Hey man, look at that stupid clivecept sporting 10 inch calves in his capri pants. I wonder if he knows that he looks ridiculous"

clivecept by clivecepts May 15, 2009

Related Words

clitercept • clitorcept • cliterection • clivecept

clitorcept

To prevent a female from scoring sexually.

Jane and Jill were trying to bump clams when their friend James came in the room. What a total clitorcept.

clitorcept by Jacquellen March 2, 2014

cliterection

The hardening or erecting of ones clitoris. Usually caused by lapdances on the back of a band bus

Lap Dance Recipiant: " Damn your giving me a cliterection

" I got a cliterection from looking at brad pitt"

cliterection by mellophoneponer November 1, 2007

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026