Clipboarder 

An individual, usually a woman, who holds a clipboard for purposes superficially attached with their vocation and to justify their own existence. Often described as "frumpy"; middle-aged with unkempt hair put up in a bun of circa 1950's hairstyle, horn-rimmed glasses with chain attached, and most commonly, a perma-frown. A pen is often attached to the clipboard via a filthy line of once white string - possibly of the Aunt Flow variety. What's on the clipboard has never reportedly been seen - but presumably a checklist of some sort. In fact the clipboard is intended to intimidate onlookers or subjects and has been rumoured to hold the latest Soap Opera Digest or Yarn Monthly. This person practices safe sex by not indulging in it at all and usually can't remember their sexual orientation or the last time they shaved their legs. They have spent months in training on how to peer over employees' shoulders while they are trying to work and have been known to spend time with ESP professionals such as The Amazing Kreskin to develop the ability to ruin your concentration simply by staring at the back of your head. These unwanted guests speak very little but can communicate by the tapping of a pen or a simple, "hmmmph" or "I see...". The only way to be rid of them is to ask them to go to your car in the parking lot to fetch a copy of the latest Regulations, and promptly lock the door behind them and call the police.
They have been known to analyze flush frequency in bathroom stalls.

Ministry Office:
Customer: "who's the clipboarder behind you?"
Sam: "I don't know but she handed me toilet paper when I went to the ladies room earlier."

Customer: "My stuff ready?"
Tracey: "If I ain't done no stuff then this frock wearing Clipboarding Ho behind me to blame for harassing my brain waves with her mofo Kreskin stare down back-a-my-head, you know what I'm saying Mr. #68?"
Customer: "I'm #69. "
Tracey: "Get back in line!"

Clipboarder by Jneedee August 14, 2012

clipboard of fun 

n. An organizational tool used by type-A personalities to plan every detail of a vacation or trip.

This is a reference to a Full House episode in which dad Danny uses his "clipboard of fun" to micromanage the family's vacation in Hawaii. It is often a derogatory term used when the rest of the group wants a more easy-going and less planned vacation.

"I think I'd enjoy this trip a lot more if Joe would leave the clipboard of fun back at the hotel"

clipboard of fun by MeghanG April 4, 2006

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here. 

when you are really bored that you click on one of the tips in gboard and look it up in urban dictionary

Guy: hmm, what's this? "Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here." I, for no reason what so ever, am going to look this up in urban dictionary

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here. by 🍠 June 10, 2021

Clipboard nazi

Any person working a dead end job offering surveys that avidly alerts your attention and is determined to waste upwards of 5 minutes of your life to promote probably the worst product you've ever seen.

"Hey man, i got raped by a clipboard nazi today."

"You what? are you alright?"

"Yeah i'm lucky i survived, but seriously, how many times do i need to tell someone i'm not interested in bathing in semen?"

Clipboard nazi by Oliwa October 18, 2009

Clipboarding 

The act of avoiding work by holding a clipboard or other object, to look like you're being productive and to avoid questioning.

Fuck this place, I'm tired of drumwinding, I'm going clipboarding; If you need me, I'll be clipboarding on the forklift

Clipboarding by xPEZINATORx June 28, 2015

Clipboard 

Clipboard. An object that resembles absolute power and authority among businessmen and women. Treated as a Bible to those with the authority to use it and used religiously on a daily basis. If not used the owner of the Clipboard grows gloomy, bored, and depressed from not taking notes on how others behave.

Note: When a clipboard user is fired, after a long enough time of not using the clipboard, the former user begins to crave users of clipboards, and develops a kind of fetish. This is also known as the birth of a Karen.

P1: RUN! That person has a Clipboard!
P2: Just listen to it! There are already too many Karens in this world!

Clipboard by That Guy :/ May 14, 2021

clipboard hippy 

A volunteer person, usually between the ages of 18 - 25 that stands around sidewalks of any inner city business district with a clipboard, and annoys passerby by begging to speak with them. These people do not often understand the meaning of no and will actually step into your path to gain your attention.

"I was just stopped by a clipboard hippy! She wouldn't leave me alone!"

clipboard hippy by Xiporah. October 4, 2006