Clipboarding 

The act of avoiding work by holding a clipboard or other object, to look like you're being productive and to avoid questioning.

Fuck this place, I'm tired of drumwinding, I'm going clipboarding; If you need me, I'll be clipboarding on the forklift

Clipboarding by xPEZINATORx June 28, 2015

clipboarding 

Clipboarding is the result of a popular artist with no talent copying and pasting popular lingo into their songs to make music.

Does the song say shawty? Yep
Does it say dancefloor? Yep
Does it mention tits? Yep
Excellent, we're clipboarding ourselves a chart-topper.

clipboarding by mossyrock February 15, 2015

Cupboarding 

The art of cupboarding aka wardrobing ;

In the event of a 'mate' pulling a girl, the 'cupboarder' will recieve notification of the couple's ETA, then promptly strip, conceal themselves in the wardrobe of the 'mate' and wait for the couples arrival. At some crucial moment, with physical activity fully underway, the 'mate' signals for the 'cupboarder' to make their presence felt.

Consequence i) girl gets pissed off and leaves

Consequence ii) Cupboarder is gladly recieved. Cupboarding is a success! Hooray!

Tom: "Duuude, bringing this girl back to the flat tonight, up for some cupboarding?"

Jason: "sweet, i'll be there."

Cupboarding by JIMIIMIJ October 22, 2008

Flipboarding 

The act of reciting headlines you have seen on sites and news apps to make yourself appear intelligent, up to date with the news on a superficial level, and/or attempting to participate in conversations with people who are actually know what is occurring in the world around them. Commonly seen with people on social media. Common among bandwagon sports fans during playoffs.

Sam: What do you think about Steve Bannon being a racist.
Brian: what did he say exactly that makes him racist.
Sam: I do not know various things.
Brian: Anything in particular?
Sam: Not really.
Brian: Jesus Sam stop flipboarding.

Dave: We should trade Auston Matthews he hasn't scored in 3 days.
Brian: Dave if your gonna flipboard me like this stop coming to my house to watch games.

Flipboarding by Bartbreit November 20, 2016

Cupboarding 

Creating a literal or metaphorical closed off space, such as a cupboard. You do not have to be physically alone, the use of headphones may be appropriate but not necessary and can be done anywhere.

You will have to throw the kit kat at me as I am cupboarding

Cupboarding by BRB having a breakdown June 29, 2022