clitaracts
Clitaracts, aged hardening of the clitoris resulting in reduced sensation of this area leading to numbed orgasms.
clitaracts by spaffburger May 17, 2014
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Romantic Cataracts
When a person is too stubborn/stupid to understand that someone is making the most obvious moves on them.
Term usually applies for someone who has this happen to them on a regular basis.
Term usually applies for someone who has this happen to them on a regular basis.
One particular scenario of Romantic Cataracts: Girl leans in to make the move, guy turns and says "let's walk this way!" oblivious to the move she made on him ... for the 10th consecutive time.
Romantic Cataracts by Officer Moony October 28, 2009
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cataracts of venus
Upon completion of male orgasm, the penis is left inside the vagina until it becomes limp. At this time, the male urinates inside the vagina with triumphant force.
I can't believe my boyfriend urinated inside my pussy last night. The fucker said he always wanted to give me the cataracts of venus. What the fuck!
cataracts of venus by frankscoff June 2, 2010
Anal Cataracts
Anal cataracts is an illness often associated with middle to lower income working persons. Although the casues of anal cataracts are unkown, the symptoms are general sleepiness, laziness, fishing trips, concert tickets, boarding, riding, roadtrips, and and in some cases, better shit to do than go to work.
Employee: "Hello Boss? I won't be coming into work today, I have anal cataracts".
Boss: "What hell is anal cataracts?"
Employee: "Well, I can't see my ass coming into work today."
Boss: "What hell is anal cataracts?"
Employee: "Well, I can't see my ass coming into work today."
Anal Cataracts by Dannyoon April 29, 2008
beer cataracts
An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.
Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?
Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.
More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.
Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.
More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.
beer cataracts by ws January 19, 2004
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Cataracts
Cataracts by TobitoUchiha November 24, 2022
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