spaffburger's definitions

clitaracts

Clitaracts, aged hardening of the clitoris resulting in reduced sensation of this area leading to numbed orgasms.

Oh dear my darling I think my clitaracts are playing up, I can barely feel you.

by spaffburger May 17, 2014

facefuck

When you start a thread of comments on facebook with somebody and then delete all your posts so it looks like they're a schizophrenic.

Karl Woods Quite the debate going on here!
But I can't be bothered to write anymore!
46 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods BORING!!!
43 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods Boringness
42 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods HAHAHAHAHA, and you don't because you know right from wrong and also the value of life!
35 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods Just don't:
Get caught
Use an un-silenced rifle
Do all your killing in one day

Tell another living soul!!!
24 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods Hide in the trees and take them out one by one over a period of a few days with nothing more than your bare hands.....................and a cloaking device!!
15 minutes ago · Like

This is an example of a facefuck!

by spaffburger September 14, 2012

Recky

An Erection. Erect penis.

See 'Erection'

I'm getting the most massive recky just watching your mum do her ironing!

by spaffburger July 15, 2011