Definitions by spaffburger

clitaracts

Clitaracts, aged hardening of the clitoris resulting in reduced sensation of this area leading to numbed orgasms.

Oh dear my darling I think my clitaracts are playing up, I can barely feel you.

clitaracts by spaffburger May 17, 2014

facefuck 

When you start a thread of comments on facebook with somebody and then delete all your posts so it looks like they're a schizophrenic.

Karl Woods Quite the debate going on here!
But I can't be bothered to write anymore!
46 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods BORING!!!
43 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods Boringness
42 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods HAHAHAHAHA, and you don't because you know right from wrong and also the value of life!
35 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods Just don't:
Get caught
Use an un-silenced rifle
Do all your killing in one day

Tell another living soul!!!
24 minutes ago via mobile · Like

Karl Woods Hide in the trees and take them out one by one over a period of a few days with nothing more than your bare hands.....................and a cloaking device!!
15 minutes ago · Like

This is an example of a facefuck!

facefuck by spaffburger September 14, 2012

Recky

An Erection. Erect penis.

See 'Erection'

I'm getting the most massive recky just watching your mum do her ironing!

Recky by spaffburger July 15, 2011